Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
I believe that ever american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom
and this is when I became a fan. it was interesting seeing how the news gets their news.
Hi, yes, I’m American an I’m going to say that I didn’t need the news room to tell me that, I actually got into a argument with my global teacher about how America sucks, like I’m all for the America vs Britain jokes on here because it’s funny and mostly we argue over the letter u or the names of candy but in all seriousness my country is shit and we are in serious need of a lot of help like fuck we’re screwed
during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩
No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you
(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..
Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies
（ ´∀｀）Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!
wHAT THE FUCK
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend.
Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
The Misty Mermaid
hello friends i am here