Tattle Tamp



I'm Derek, 17. I reblog everything ranging from kawaii and fun to gore and spoopy.


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iambluedog:

Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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dayandnightitsjustlife:

reckoner42:

magnus-thegreat-redundancy:

I believe that ever american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom

and this is when I became a fan. it was interesting seeing how the news gets their news. 

Hi, yes, I’m American an I’m going to say that I didn’t need the news room to tell me that, I actually got into a argument with my global teacher about how America sucks, like I’m all for the America vs Britain jokes on here because it’s funny and mostly we argue over the letter u or the names of candy but in all seriousness my country is shit and we are in serious need of a lot of help like fuck we’re screwed

d0nn0:

clestroying:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩

No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you

(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..

Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies

( ´∀`)Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!

wHAT THE FUCK

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evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

sundrownplace:

Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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The Misty Mermaid

penis-hilton:

hello friends i am here